1. |
Hairy Pussy
01:06
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I'm embarrassed of my hairy pussy
why's that tour guide so god damn sexy
you're in Nashville I'm at home
you're in hell and I wanna go
im embarrassed of my hairy pussy
why's that tour guide so god damn sexy
you're in Nashville im at home
you're in hell and I wanna go
stupid racist giving me acne
why can't you legalize weed
stupid racist this is my country it is meant for me
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2. |
*** *** ****
00:51
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You think it’s ugly when girls swear
I wanna kill you, you don’t care
I burned down Notre dame
OH, what could what could go wrong?
I wanna kill you, you don’t care
You think it’s ugly girls swear
I set Notre Dame on fire
Oh, what a disaster
You think its ugly when
You think its ugly when
I burned down Notre dame
Oh, what could go wrong?
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3. |
I Love My Mom
02:07
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I love my mom
She loves her mom
I love my mom
She loves her mom
She says my dad beats her
That’s not the truth
She just wants attention from you
My mom wants me to be dyke
She wants me to have a boring ass life
She loves minorities
But she fucking hates me
She goes to the gym now
She lost about ten pounds
She's all happy and it’s not because of me
I love my mom
She loves her mom
I love my mom
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4. |
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Green Day's better than Weezer
If you disagree I'll have a seizure
Let me get an abortion
Female masturbation
I am not a broke bitch
I don't do xanax
(Chorus)
Green day is better than weezer
I saw weezer in concert
They suck
They suck
They suck they suck they suck
(Verse)
Green days better than weezer
If you disagree i'll have a seizure
Let me get an abortion
Female masturbation
Green day has three good albums
Weezer is a faggot
(Chorus)
Green day is better than weezer
I saw weezer in concert
They suck they suck they suck they suck they suck
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5. |
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(Verse)
Yes I see you with your family, that shit turns me on
I know we are 15 years apart but I’m sure you don’t really care, ive seen you before and all you do is stare into my eyes my eyes my eyes my eyes
I don’t care if you’re homeless or even kenny g
I think you should cheat on your wife and have an affair with me
(Chorus)
Pretend You’re in high school x3 for me
Pretend you’re in high school x 3 for me
(verse)
I need a man with a failing liver and i don’t care if you
Are the security guard at my school or my band teacher
Talk about how you like my face and smoke all day
We’ll finish at my place and you’ll have to stay
The internet says its daddy issues but i don’t agree
There’s nothing wrong with wanting a forty year old to fuck me
(chorus)
Pretend you’re in high school x3 for me
Pretend you’re in high school x3 for me
(moan and bass solo)
Im in love and that's no doubt he loves holding my hand
It's only illegal if my parents find out
He's got grey hair under his pants
I don't mind getting hurt i love myself a pervert
Pretend your in high school x6 for me
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6. |
Clarinet Solo
02:14
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(Verse)
I didnt expect you to miss me as well
I was waiting to burn in hell
You caught me by surprise
Maybe, maybe our minds intertwine
I have this cute thing that i do
I Manipulate the truth
I’ve got my eye on you
I’m stuck on you
Sounds so good when I’m under the influence
You know that I've never made much sense
You hate that i'm sad
Well that just too fucking bad
(Chorus)
I made a scene, I made a scene, I made a scene,I made a scene, I made a scene, I’m in a murder scene, I made a scene, I made
(Verse)
I think I've lost my mind
I won’t find it this time
I’ve fallen down down down down
Look at me look at me now now now now
(Chorus)
I made a scene, I made a scene, I made I made a scene, I made a scene, Im in a murder scene, I made a scene, I made
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7. |
Naked
03:19
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(Chorus)
Oh she’s naked, naked in front of me
I hope I never, never leave this dream
And we’re kissing on my staircase
Think i love her, think i love, love her face
(Verse)
And she left, she left, she left the party
And im freaking out, I should’ve I should've I should've asked her out
And I miss her, miss her, miss her being naked
(chorus)
Oh shes naked, in front of me
Hope i never never never leave leave this dream
And we’re kissing in m backyard
Hope we take it, take it too, too far
(Verse)
And she left, she left, she left the party
And im freaking out,I should've I should've I should've asked her out
And I miss her, miss her, miss her being naked
(chorus)
Oh she's naked in front of me
Hope i never never never leave this dream
And were kissing i my bedroom
Oh, she's too good too good to be true
Oooo ooooo oooo ooo oooo
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8. |
I'm Not Elvis
03:08
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I'm Not Elvis
(verse)
Life is shit i knew you'd never stay
Life is shit i like that way
Life is shit you walked away again
Life is shit i hope it never ends
You're the devil in disguise
You're the devil in my eyes
(chorus)
I’m not elvis i swear
I just want his underwear
I like the music he makes
It reminds me how much I hate you
(verse)
Life is shit ill see you in hell
Life is shit push me down this fuckin well
Life is shit i hate your guts
I want nothing to do with us
You’re the devil in disguise
You’re the devil in my eyes
(chorus)
I’m not elvis i swear
I just want his underwear
I like the music he makes
It reminds me how much I hate you
(verse)
Life is hsit life is shit life is shit
Life is shit life is shit life is shit
Life is shit life is shit life is shit
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9. |
Killing Myself
01:13
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(verse)
My parents dont know im home alone on an evening afternoon
They don’t know im bleeding out in my own room
I’ve lost all sympathy i’ve lost all sense of me
(chorus)
Cause i’m killing myself im killing myself im killing myself
I don’t want to get my world in order i don’t wanna be alone
Im tired of following your commands when i could follow my own cause all we need is chaos and all we need are drugs to leave this fucking place we are so in love
And my parents dont know im home alone on an evening afternoon
They dont know im bleeding out in my own room
I’ve lost all sympathy i’ve lost all sense of me
(chorus)
Because i’m killing myself im killing myself im killing myself im killing myself im killing myself im killing myself im killing myself im killing myself
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10. |
Weird Spider Girl
03:32
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I hate my mom my mom i hate this song i hate my mo i hate this song i hate this town I hate your crown let me wear my princess gown. I like hugs i like drugs, i like sex i hate my ex. I hate guns republicunts i hate guns republicunts
I hate my mom my mom i hate this song i hate my mo i hate this song i hate this town I hate your crown let me wear my princess gown. I like hugs i like drugs, i like sex i hate my ex. I hate guns republicunts i hate guns republicunts
I hate my mom my mom i hate this song i hate my mo i hate this song i hate this town I hate your crown let me wear my princess gown. I like hugs i like drugs, i like sex i hate my ex. I hate guns republicunts
I hate my mom my mom i hate this song i hate my mo i hate this song i hate this town I hate your crown let me wear my princess gown. I like hugs i like drugs, i like sex i hate my ex. I hate guns republicunts i hate guns republicunts
I hate my mom my mom i hate this song i hate my mo i hate this song i hate this town I hate your crown let me wear my princess gown. I like hugs i like drugs, i like sex i hate my ex. I hate guns republicunts i hate guns republicunts
I hate my mom my mom i hate this song i hate my mo i hate this song i hate this town I hate your crown let me wear my princess gown. I like hugs i like drugs, i like sex i hate my ex. I hate guns republicunts
I hate my mom my mom i hate this song i hate my mo i hate this song i hate this town I hate your crown let me wear my princess gown. I like hugs i like drugs, i like sex i hate my ex. I hate guns republicunts i hate guns republicunts
I hate my mom my mom i hate this song i hate my mo i hate this song i hate this town I hate your crown let me wear my princess gown. I like hugs i like drugs, i like sex i hate my ex. I hate guns republicunts i hate guns republicunts
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